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The following is a sampling of some of the best quotes made in #amarok
(and a few pearls from our dev-channel too)

14-10-2008
 < Nightrose> dork fixed the emails
 < Nightrose> *lol*
 < Nightrose> dirk

05-12-2007
 <kruq> amarok is smart
 <Amarok> kruq: He's smart, confident, and good looking.

13-06-2007
 <Amarok> dazjorz: Chuck norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has a wife, she's gay.

09-03-2007

 <insanity> ::amarokforum:: Re: Amarok takes nearly a minute to start @
 <Amarok> You poke your backend with a shovel, in a minute.

22-11-2006

 <Amarok> GoGi: Are are you from?
 <GoGi> Amarok: I am from from
 <Amarok> GoGi: From what i really am.
 <GoGi> (Amarok: ?)

02-10-2006

 <sebr> ~quit hint
 -!- insanity [n=insane@amarok/bot/insanity] has quit ["hint"]
 <sebr> haha
 <sebr> oops
 <sebr> i mean quiz...

07-06-2006

 <makko> how can i open more sessions of amarok?
 <leinirUNI> makko: What for? :)
 <leinirUNI> And you can't :)
 <makko> leinirUNI: are you sure i can't??
 <leinirUNI> Yes :)
 <leinirUNI> But why do you want to do that anyway? :)
 <makko> leinirUNI: i want to listen to as much music as possible
  (at the same time), of course.
 <makko> leinirUNI: i like music very much
 <makko> leinirUNI: and listening to just one song at a time is boring
  plus it takes much longer


19-February-2006
 < synap> I've been to such a big-ass gabber party yesterday
 < synap> 15000 people
 < synap> incredibly fucking great it was
 < synap> too bad I can't walk anymore ;)
 < markey> heh
 < markey> sounds like good fun!
 < eean> lol at first I thought synap said "I've been to such a big ass-grabber party
 < eean> its an interesting party theme
 < eean> with the right people, it could be fun :)        


 <amaroK> French_Maid: You're now using the amarok thong?
 <French_Maid> !
 <foreboy> haha
 <French_Maid> not at the moment, amaroK, sorry
 <amaroK> Sorry for the moment...
 <French_Maid> I'll work on it

 <markey> insanity: confess
 <insanity> ok, today is my brithday, so my girlfriend come up to me in 2nd period and says she got with this guy this weekend. I freaked out. But then she told me that she was gonna get with em after school
 <enigma_> insanity, ive learned from experience that if someone is a cheater in the past then they will be a cheater in the future.  if you think that she is or has been in the past then dump her
 <insanity> done
 <markey> rofl


 <Paleo> well, it's bigger than I thought it would be
 <Paleo> and I don't know where to put it

* <b>madpenguin8</b>:  &quot;hold on, I think the riaa is at my door ;-)&quot;
* <b>Pizbit</b>:   &quot;Tofusensei: How many litres to the gallon?&quot;
* <b>synap</b>:  &quot;she should go to a mental institute&quot;
* <b>oggb4mp3</b>:   &quot;the mostest goldenest of them all&quot;
* <b>oggb4mp3</b>: &quot;muesli said he took him [amarok] offline so I couldn't talk to him anymore&quot;
* <b>oggb4mp3</b>: &quot;I think I am probably old enough to be your dad&quot;
* <b>oggb4mp3</b>: &quot;oggb4mp3 wonders if lfranchi's dad could be his friend&quot;


05-June-2004
 10:21 < mxcl> so next year = PhD or if I don't get the grade, amateur software development for cash
 10:22 < muesli> phd == pretty huge dick?
 10:23 < madpenguin8> Pray Hard for Dough
 10:23 < muesli> :-))
 10:23 < madpenguin8> well multimedia is done
 10:23 < judith> I beg tha u do not say such here coz there are ladies arround! Just a request
 10:23 < mxcl> muesli: lol :)
 10:24 < muesli> judith: uhm, this is irc, right?
 10:24 < mxcl> Postgraduate Doctorate
 10:24 < judith> right
 10:24 < mxcl> not sure about the h
 10:24 < muesli> judith: see, the thing is... on irc we all have pretty huge dicks
 10:24 < judith> lol

12-November-2004
 18:47 < illogical> amaroK crash. no bt though. I disconnected gdb since it looked like it 
          was going to be ok http://paste.phpfi.com/36833
 18:48 < amaroK> illogical: Ok, thanks, i'll hopefully be fixed by extracting the shortcuts 
          from the bt.
 18:48 < illogical> hahah!
 18:49 < mxcl> heh, amaroK is self-aware
 18:49 < amaroK> Is it just me or is it amarok?
 18:49 < mxcl> heh, how deep!

20-December-2004
 [23:51] <Jkwon^> i have a question
 [23:51] <Jkwon^> ?
 [23:51] <Jkwon^> i want to install
 [23:51] <Jkwon^> internet on fedora core2
 [23:51] <Jkwon^> but it doesn't work
 [23:51] <Pizbit> That's because it's too big.
 [23:51] <Jkwon^> what
 [23:51] <Jkwon^> ?
 [23:51] <Jkwon^> is too big?
 [23:51] <Jkwon^> Pizbit is too big what?
 [23:51] <Pizbit> The internet is too big for fc2.
 [23:51] <Jkwon^> aaaa
 [23:51] <Jkwon^> understood
 [23:51] <Jkwon^> but fedora core 1
 [23:51] <Jkwon^> ?
 [23:51] <Jkwon^> is ok?
 [23:51] --- HellHound sets ban on *!*@Jkwon.users.undernet.org
 [23:51] <-- HellHound has kicked Jkwon^ from #LINUXHELP (Flooding (1st warning))

05-February-2005
 [07:42:07] <eean> ...
 [07:45:26] <muesli> 3 minutes without a line
 [07:45:30] <muesli> i feel disconnected
 [07:45:45] <muesli> uhm
 [07:45:47] <muesli> am i?
 [07:45:48] <muesli> hello?
 [07:46:03] <pepperpot> thought you were talking about coke for a second

06-February-2005
 [19:53:53] <markey> |order cig
 [19:53:54] <nightbot> markey: Error: 'order' is not a valid command.
 [19:53:54] * daybot slides cig down the bar to markey
 [19:54:06] <markey> good to have a backup bot

15-February-2005
 [21:58] <mxcl> oggb4mp3: I was thinking it would be cool if you could burn a CD 
            and take it to a friends and boot it up and amaroK starts  playing your 
            party-playlist or something
 [21:58] <illogic-al> and then i thought, dude. share.
 [21:58] <amaroK> There's a party in the cd.

1-April-2005
 [17:31] <lfranchi_> amarok still hates me
 [17:31] <amaroK> lfranchi_: Kmail hates me.

2-April-2005
 <eean> RTFM
 <psycovic> TFM is dead
 <eean> #amarok isn't man tar

3-April-2005
  <-edited-> lol...well since the channel seems so accepting, I'll tell the whole truth, 
                I'm a pre-op transsexual (male-to-female), so yeah I'm a girl but right 
                now I'm in the wrong body
  <-edited-> eh..its easier to think of it as that I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body

23-April-2005
  <^Swaft> I wont be here alot today, my sister just had her new baby
  <madpenguin8> cool 
  <madpenguin8> Uncle ^Swaft 
  <^Swaft> yeah uncle ^Swaft twice now
  <muesli> &quot;her new baby&quot; 
  <muesli> sounds like 
  <muesli> &quot;my new car&quot; 
  <muesli> or 
  <muesli> &quot;my new mobile&quot; 
  <^Swaft> lol
  <^Swaft> sry for bad english :P
  <muesli> &quot;hey you got a new baby?&quot; - &quot;yeah, the old one just didn't work anymore&quot; 
  <^Swaft> rofl
  <^Swaft> gonna had that to the wiki irc section
  <muesli> &quot;hey, your baby seems pretty worn off&quot; - &quot;yeah need to get a new one, soon&quot; 
  <^Swaft> lmao stop laughing at me chris :P

7-June-2005
  <madpenguin8> amaroK: I see you're as crazy as ever
  <amaroK> Fuck you!
  <madpenguin8> damn
  <amaroK> madpenguin8: I find that, as long as i have a look at the local airport was leaking kerosine like crazy.
  <pvh> amaroK: Bots should be seen and not heard.
  <pvh> amaroK: Bots should speak when spoken to.
  <amaroK> pvh: you are teh sux0r
  <pvh> DAMN!

24-July-2005
  <Baxas> Hello, again
  <Baxas> I just finish to eat, and I try again if somebody can help me
  <sebr> Baxas: whats the problem
  <Baxas> are there some developer of amarok by here?
  <Baxas> I get a compile error
  <Baxas> make: *** No hay ninguna regla para construir el objetivo
          `/kopete/protocols/jabber/nmm/amarok/src/engine/libengine.la', necesario para
          `libamarok_xine-engine.la'. Alto.
  <sebr> Baxas: amarok within kopete?
  <Baxas> happy birthday birthdaylogger
  <sebr> you have a very screwed up checkout
  <Baxas> Yes, is a large history
  <Baxas> is a develop that I do
  <Baxas> at few words
  <Baxas> but I still don't change any from amarok sources
  <sebr> why do you have amarok source within nmm source within kopete source?
  <Baxas> only that I changed the bin objetive to libtool objetive
  <Baxas> well,
  <sebr> Baxas: you haven't answered the question
  <Baxas> One minute
  <Paleo> Baxas you're using linux since when ? :P
  <Baxas> I try to do a integration between kopete, nmm and amarok. Why?
  <sebr> Baxas: haha, then don't come crying to us when it doesnt compile
  <sebr> you are merging three totally separate applications
  <Baxas> Because I can use the easyest of nmm to play remote files using kopete to 
          get a list of files from other users using the ui of amarok
  <Baxas> well, the integration that I want to do isn't complex but I get the last 
          error and only ask by somebody can give me tip to resolv the problem


25-July-2005
  <oggb4mp3> if 50% of what mxcl says is nonsense, and 50% of what tightcode hears doesn't 
             make sense, how do they communicate?
05-August-2005
 [21:50] <ma3x> madpenguin8, how did you come to love computers?
 [21:50] <madpenguin8> ma3x: dunno, I guess I always have loved tinkering with things
 [21:50] <ma3x> never seen a woman in my life that works with linux
 [21:51] <madpenguin8> dude
 [21:51] <madpenguin8> I'm not a woman
 [21:51] <Distro^Junkie> lol

12-August-2005
 [21:45:22] <Tm_T> I hate me
 [21:45:23] <Tm_T> me too

11-November-2005
 <Paleo> Enrique Iglesias is creating an extra-small condom product line
 <^Swaft> you kidding right?
 <eean> Paleo: o.O
 <Paleo> so other man like him feels better and less embarassed
 <lfranchi> haha
 <^Swaft> Paleo, you have no life
 <^Swaft> :P
 <Paleo> ?
 <^Swaft> where the hell did you found that information O.o other then googling Enrique and penis?
 <^Swaft> :D
 <Paleo> lol

24-November-2005
 <lfranchi>    ~confess
 <lfranchi>    *gasp* where is insanity?
 *   mkoebele has quit (Success)
 <illissius>   gone
 <illissius>   so is markey
 <illissius>   lonely are we.
 *   puckman has quit (Remote closed the connection)
 <lfranchi>    illissius: truer words have not been said

27-November-2005:
 terribleCabbage I can quit at any time.
 terribleCabbage ...
 terribleCabbage ~confess



==Best of the Bot==
27-July-2005
 <amaroK> Xine is a 23-year-old, long-legged, german-born beauty who walked out on my disk like that amarok
 exposes.

27-July-2005
 [22:51:24] <amaroK> hydrogen: Gentoo is a psedonym for hell.

08-August-2005
 [21:59:11] <eean> amaroK isn't professional. at least, I'm not getting paid.
 [21:59:15] <amaroK> eean: But i'm not getting paid.
 [21:59:24] <eean> look, we don't even pay our bots

09-August-2005
 [00:17:18] <amaroK> Firetech: Just remember, don't feed shit to the visualizations.. A new windows pops that not
 is owned by me and i believe i found out about 2 years ago payed the k-9 handler for both him -and his dog-,
 including overtime. Oops.

12-September-2005
 [15:35:34] <adamt> amaroK: what do you think about insanity?
 [15:35:39] <amaroK> adamt: Insanity is dead, so i need to be insanity.

12-September-2005
 [15:46:31] <amaroK> Firetech: Np: faithless - like ice in the small selection the dev components of stuff?

5-November-2005
 <amaroK> I live for amarok live.

10-December-2005
 Dhraakellian match *sense*
 amaroK Dhraakellian: Sorry, no matches

01-April-2006
 [12:26] <mxcl> I just buggered a pony
 [12:26] <mxcl> it loved it

 [22:42:07] <illissius> amaroK: ponies?
 [22:42:12] <amaroK> illissius: Omg!! Ponies!! Muesli is the official language here.

 [22:46:03] <illissius> amaroK: mkay?
 [22:46:08] <amaroK> illissius: Don't think i'm slutty?
 [22:46:15] <illissius> amaroK: nah, just a bit
 [22:46:20] <amaroK> illissius: No, just a good bit.
 [22:46:26] <illissius> amaroK: the best bit
 [22:46:30] <amaroK> illissius: Best is a bit of the sound or makes it harder.
 [22:46:55] <illissius> amaroK: oh yes, harder
 [22:46:59] <amaroK> illissius: Yes this is a little harder.

 <amaroK> illissius: You can add playlists, under streams or at coffe shops...

 [23:11:31] <illissius> amaroK: demicanadian bastard lunatic
 [23:11:36] <amaroK> illissius: What a bastard.
 [23:11:56] <illissius> amaroK: truly.
 [23:12:01] <amaroK> illissius: In the form of $2 coins from my recycle bin. And, even if i truly thought i saw them, aseigo. 
 [23:13:31] <illissius> amaroK: aseigo.
 [23:13:36] <amaroK> illissius: I click ok and get infos out of fear that aseigo would dislike the idea of fun.

 [23:18:17] <illissius> amaroK: I didn't ask.
 [23:18:23] <amaroK> illissius: Ask, don't ask to ask.
 [23:18:33] <illissius> amaroK: or risk axeing
 [23:18:39] <amaroK> illissius: Too much risk.
 [23:18:43] <illissius> amaroK: aye.

 [23:22:27] <illissius> amaroK: why
 [23:22:33] <amaroK> illissius: Wondering, why is this amarok rlvdsybprkygqu5eierjrsbnt1rirvjgvunlrvihise.
 [23:22:42] <illissius> amaroK: I haven't a fucking clue


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